Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Show and Tell

I had the occasion to be photographed with some other people today. The make-up artist they hired to help us out told me, while stroking my face with her sponges, that I should ditch my glasses and wear contacts. "You have a show face," she said in her impossibly elegant British accent. "Some people have show hair, some people have show height, you have a show face. Show it." It sounded very much like a command.

She also explained to me the difference between being English and being British. I had asked her what I thought was the obvious: "Are you English?"

"I'm British," she replied crisply. "The Queen and her family are English, because they have always been so." She went on to clarify that people born in England who have any other heritage mixed in, are British. What about the Spanish and French and other Euro cousins who have intermarried with the royals through the centuries, I did not ask because now she was painting my lips with a sticky shiny cream. And of course, I knew that wasn't the kind of "otherness" she was talking about. "If you are of West Indian parentage as I am, or if you are Jewish or have Asian blood, you are British," she continued. "Not many people know that. Naomi Campbell runs around saying she is English and people laugh at her."

"Maybe she's making a political statement," I mumbled stickily.

The woman laughed, and then we both agreed: Maybe she should be.

5 comments:

  1. ummmm wow? she doesn't bite her tongue, does she? But you should know you do have a show face, very expressive and your smile lights up a room. thought you should know that :)

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  2. i'd like to see your picture :)

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  3. You certainly do have a beautiful show face. In fact, your whole family does!

    Thanks for the explanation of the English/British thing.

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  4. The British vs English explanation sounds a little racist. Makes me cringe. I was expecting to hear that only the Welsh and Scottish would make that distinction. But this racial heritage distinction makes me shudder.

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  5. Bruce, what intrigued me most was fully accepting she was of the distinction.

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